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Alcohol
Alcohol, my permanent accessory/Alcohol, a party time necessity/Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself/Oh alcohol I still drink to your health/I love you more,/Than I did the week before/I discovered alcohol/"That's what I'm talking about"/Forget the cafe lattes/Screw the raspberry iced tea/A Malibu and Coke for you/A G and T for me/Alcohol, your songs resolve/Like my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill/I love you more/Than I did the week before
/I discovered alcohol/Oh alcohol/Would you please forgive/For while I cannot /ove myself/I'll use something else/I thought that alcohol/Was just for those /ith nothing else to do/I thought that drinking just to get drunk/Was a waste of precious booze/But now I know that there's/A time and theres a place where I can choose/To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse/(Chanting) Go, go go go go go/I love you more/Than I did the week before/I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore/That you found me on the floor/Trying on your camisole
Oh alcohol/Would you please forgive me?/For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else/Would you please forgive me?/Would you please forgive me?
-Barenaked Ladies
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