Clinton


	My Kick Ass Website Alcohol \| Urban Myths and Legends \| 9 Things that Piss Me Off \| Top 10 Reasons Sleep is Better Then Sex \| Dumb Hick \| Great Sale \| Wrong Number \| Airhead \| Things That You Would Never Know Without the Movies \| Are You Kidding?! \| Thanks \| 107 Reasons Beer is Better Then Women \| Toys \| Unpublished Children Books \| Hot As Hell \| Peanuts \| Sorry, I Hit Your Beemer \| Aniversary \| All About The Movies \| Clinton \| Final Exam \| Drunk Again \| Final Verdict \| lost \| Dumb Blond \| Dumb Blond 2 \| Quick Wits \| A True Friend \| Nasty Poems \| Job Lingo \| 5 Stages of Being Drunk \| Funny Email Addresses \| What Professors Really Mean \| Golf Joke \| The Chair and the Macharena \| The Puzzle \| Great Pick Up Lines \| Damnit \| Good Riddance \| Adam's Song \| One Armed Scissor \| Home \| Life Before Computers \| Teresa Earnhardt Clinton Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life." Hillary asked, "Where's Bill's clock?" "Bill's clock is in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."