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Peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friend
with him.

While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts
eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finished them
off.

As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother,
"Thanks for the peanuts."

She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the
chocolate off them."