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Aniversary
A guy says, "For our Twentieth Anniversary, I'm taking my
wife to Australia."

His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What are
you going to do for your Twenty-fifth Anniversary?"

The first guy says, "I'm going to go back and get her."