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The Puzzle
One morning a girl, called her friend and said, "Please come
over and help me, I have this awesome jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to start it".
The friend asked, "What is it a puzzle of?"
The girl said, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
The friend figures that she's pretty good at puzzles so she
heads on over the girl's house.
The girl lets her friend in the door and shows her where she
has the puzzle spread all over the table. The friend studies
the pieces for a moment, then studies the box, and then she
looks at the pieces again for a bit. The friend then turns to
the girl and says, "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going
to be able to show you how to assemble these pieces to look
like the picture of that tiger. Second, I'd advise you to
relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes
back in the box."