Airhead


	My Kick Ass Website Alcohol \| Urban Myths and Legends \| 9 Things that Piss Me Off \| Top 10 Reasons Sleep is Better Then Sex \| Dumb Hick \| Great Sale \| Wrong Number \| Airhead \| Things That You Would Never Know Without the Movies \| Are You Kidding?! \| Thanks \| 107 Reasons Beer is Better Then Women \| Toys \| Unpublished Children Books \| Hot As Hell \| Peanuts \| Sorry, I Hit Your Beemer \| Aniversary \| All About The Movies \| Clinton \| Final Exam \| Drunk Again \| Final Verdict \| lost \| Dumb Blond \| Dumb Blond 2 \| Quick Wits \| A True Friend \| Nasty Poems \| Job Lingo \| 5 Stages of Being Drunk \| Funny Email Addresses \| What Professors Really Mean \| Golf Joke \| The Chair and the Macharena \| The Puzzle \| Great Pick Up Lines \| Damnit \| Good Riddance \| Adam's Song \| One Armed Scissor \| Home \| Life Before Computers \| Teresa Earnhardt Airhead An airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The airhead counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22." The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the she won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, "Jenny!" The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?" "Oh, that!" replies the airhead," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...'"