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Great Pick Up Lines
1. hey baby , why don't u sit on my lap , and we'll talk about the first thing that POPZ up!!!
2. (motion for a girl 2 cum here with 1 finger), " if i could make u cum with thiz finger imagine what i could do with all five !"
3. if i told u that u had a nice body would u hold it against me?
4. do u sleep on your stomach ? can i ?
5. i wanna use your thighz as earmuffs.
6. are those real ?
7. i may not be fred flintstone but i can sure make your bed rock
8. ya know that shirt is very becoming on u..... of course , if i was on u i would be cumming 2.
9. the word of the day is legs , so lets go 2 my house and spread the word.
10. why dont you come over and we can do sum math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and ill multiply.
11. nice dress can i talk u out of it ?
12. Mmmm u bring new meaning to the word "edible"
13. so , u wanna see sumthing really swell ?
14.excuse me miss , do u give head to strangers ? (no) well , then allow me to introduce myself.
15. They call me milk cause i do your body good!
16. i miss my teddy bear . would u sleep with me ?
17. hi , do u want to have children? (assuming the answer is no then , can we just practice?
18. i know milk dose a body good , but DAMN how much u been drinking?
19. you have 250 bones in your body , want another?
20. hey baby , can i tickle your belly from the inside?
21. wanna play army ? i'll lay down and u could blow the hell outta me .
22. yo baby , i bust more nuts then a squirrel
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