Things That You Would Never Know Without the Movies

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-It is always possible to park directly outside any building

you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended

from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you

bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the

communication systems of any invading alien civilization

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight

involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to

attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening

manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head,

they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,

volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to

make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is

their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English

to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in

seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a

child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will

cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that

affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the

television on.


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